vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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(Source: femboss, via creed-maestro)

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ofgeography:

HE IS NOT FOR ME IF:

  • calls himself “a chivalrous gentleman”
  • lists “philosophy” and “intellectual debate” as his interests
  • Pictured Here in a Trilby
  • age 29 and all photos are drunk and boring in a bar
  • writes a thesis in their “about me”
  • all photos are Bathroom Selfies with…

x

nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

(Source: cassiejuly, via creed-maestro)

ohquill:

This busty Wolverine is my favorite thing we’ve gotten in over the last couple weeks

ohquill:

This busty Wolverine is my favorite thing we’ve gotten in over the last couple weeks

(Source: heroeswalk, via ohquill)

(Source: lilybaeum, via galentines)

tenaciousmermaid:

gregnorton:

tenaciousmermaid:

tenaciousmermaid:

MY DOOR JUST FUCKING OPENED ON ITS OWN

Haha lmao it was just my cat lol false alarm guys no worries my life is still boring as hell

Disappointed this didn’t end in ghosts.

Plot twist: my cat died last year it actually is ghosts haha got you fuckers bet u thought I was lame as fuck

Now we’re cooking

tenaciousmermaid:

tenaciousmermaid:

MY DOOR JUST FUCKING OPENED ON ITS OWN

Haha lmao it was just my cat lol false alarm guys no worries my life is still boring as hell

Disappointed this didn’t end in ghosts.

Yup.

Yup.

animalcrackersinmyblog:

slashandkittens:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hello, sir, you are an idiot.

Is David Tennant even real?

I love technology

(Source: heartinmyheadphones, via itmakesmefeelsomop)

neilnevins:

gosimpsonic:

Classic.

in the audio commentary for this Halloween episode the writers were talking about how they spent hours trying to think of a funny/clever way to get him to have to fix the toaster, eventually getting so frustrated they gave up and went with this

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via itmakesmefeelsomop)

666darko:

A Clockwork Orange (1971) /// Trainspotting (1996)

thecityinthe-sea:

"There is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense out lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."