this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
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Be Obscure, Clearly.
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Sitcom tropes I am done with.
- One person says I love you and the other refuses to say it back.
- Man wants to do something/go somewhere, woman says no.
- The prenup debate.
- animals in ‘crazy’ situations.
- stretched out will they/won’t they, mostly whwn its between cast members with no chemistry
- crazy ex
- who is pregnant/I think I’m pregnant but will turn out I’m not
- two dates the same night
Not a complete list. Internet, feel free to add your own!
Me
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Jackie Chan has the best story ever about Bruce Lee
Actually the best.
“i just wanted bruce lee to hold me as long as he can” aw, jackie chan. badass and sweetheart.
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I’m sorry ma’am there was nothing we could do
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They also named the blue ranger, Billy Cranston, after him.
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I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.
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#We’re brothers mom. #And we kinda don’t know how to use our limbs. (tags via maebyfeatherbottom)
Case closed. It’s too much sugar.
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Batman animated poster movies
Art by E-Bolo http://fav.me/d582sr2
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